RIVIERA HASH TRASH 541
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Up around the bend(s)

Okay, nobody has volunteered to do the run report this time, so here goes with a short amnesia fuelled version of events around the bends of the Cap d'Antibes on fine & sunny afternoon in a Côte d'Azur early spring.

First things first - today was the day the cocks sprang forward. Surely nobody in the hash (average IQ mensa level) would forget. But of course they would! More of that anon.

No Satz had diligently set the trail the day before, only to see the downpour wash most of it away. So off she set again on Sunday morning to reset it. Alas, the markings from last year were no longer legible and, alas again, another group (surely not 2 hashes in the area?) had set a trail in the same area. So, instructions were to follow the short stubby arrows & not the long thin ones.

Off it was along the coast, refreshingly void of the bodies clogging the trail on the beach - you know the ones, they complain bitterly when we kick sand in their overdone nipples during the habitual summer hashes in the area.

This being the Cap d'Antibes, there was only one way; up, up & away into the stratosphere to check whether the farting caused by combining too much food & alcohol on a Saturday night with hashing on a Sunday causes global warming. Sadly, evidence was inconclusive & the theory needs further tests - say every 2 weeks.

But of course, the trail would not be a No Satz trail without beer stopping at the lighthouse. Runners caught up with walkers here to share beer & crisps and to natter whilst sharing a wonderful view.

Off it was on the second half, down, down to the start. Apparently the runners missed a chunk of trail. Allegedly, this was caused by Pedo trying to show where Contessa used to live. I think he pointed out every apartment in the area except for the correct one.

And so the hash ended, with rather more memories than mentioned here, but that's what you get when you wait 10 days to write a report.

The circle was held in a blinkin' chilly pinede in Juan les Pins. Nominees were not noted, though Sneaky Bastard & Jingle Balls were nominated for (a) the hell of it and (b) turning up late 'cos they forgot that the clocks had gone forward. Doh!

And onon it was to an excellent restaurant round the way to put the world to rights and to complain that the hash should really get a better scribe who can actually remember what to write about…..