RIVIERA HASH TRASH 537
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Run Report 537
A bright and sunny january day allowed the hash to meet up at the top of Grasse, about 500m above our previous outing and maybe 1km away on a map. There was a good turn out for the haggis hunting including a number of virgins, one of whome had brought a wayward dog. Despite the directions to wear tartan a fair number of the hashers had omitted to get in touch with their scotch side and Sadist was heard bemoaing the fact that he only had his tie and not the hat. At the appointed hour we were split into walkers and runners and then told to head off in the same direction. Padre was responsible for making the Runners lives a misery and Big End was going to be nice to the walkers and not lead them astray like some other people do, mentioning no names. The runners trail was a typical Padre one in that it had more twists and turns and loops than a bowl of spaghetti, filled with devious checks, false trails and plenty of options for heading off in completely the wrong direction on no flour at all. At some point, while we were performing a certain amount of forensic flour analysis (Padre blamed the sanglier for rubbing it off), we encountered a late cummer, to whit one No Satisfaction. Sometime after that we came across a piece of trail of extreme deviousness because the hares were being ecologically sound and reusing a portion of the trail we'd already run 5 minutes before. As we ran around this trail for the second time we encountered three more late cummers, Pedo, Procul and Too Cheeky and at about this time the walkers were joined by some other skivers such as Confusion, Fairy Plonger, Road Runner and Lady W.

Anyway Procul and his one eyed dog (answers to the name of "lucky") were extremely handy in finding the next few false trails before the trail took on a distinct descending trend and the flour became somewhat patchy again. Fortunately Knickerlicker managed to drop bits of fabric to guide us and it wasn't much later that we heard the walkers grouped together. Big End explained to them that there was a short cut back for the halt and the lame but that the rest were supposed to follow the runners trail. The runners went left a bit before descending even further to a large pipe. At this point the trail turned right and we followed the pipe back all the way to civilization passing through a couple of dark tunnels. In one particularly dark tunnel the hares kindly left some candles to light the way until they were swiped by a passing Dire Rear. Then it was back up the hill to the start and beer.

After all the stragglers had straggled in the circle began by awarding down downs to the hares - Padre & Big End - in thanks for another excellent adventure. Then there were downs downs for

Late Cummers	No Satisfaction, Confusion, Road Runner, 2 cheeky, Pedo, Pariy P, Procul, Lady W
Mugless	Pedo Roadrunner
Shortcutter	Flyme
New shoes	Padre, Jorge also Padre's scotch twin Cumalot
No scottish clothes	16 assorted
Littering the trail and magnificent makeup	knickerlicker
New shoes again	Padre
Brithday	Padre, Fairy Plonger
Inability to do maths	Farty bum
Returners	procul lady w cums quicker dominique roadrunner and someone else
False accusation again	Farty bum - claiming that road runner harassed her in tunnel
Virgins	Graham, Simon - brought by Kum Kum, Guy - brought by Jorge, Liz - heard us on the Radio
Vistior	Jane a hasher in Bahrain 25 years ago, also Farty Bum for being a fellow canadian and Padre for being a fellow ex Bahrain hasher
Dog owners	Graham, Procul, Dire rear
Private party	Anne of Cleacage, Skinny A, Prestressed.

Shit of the week nominations were Sudsucker for complaining about a lack of flour and Dire Rear for nicking candles and leaving other hashers in the dark. There was no contest really and Dire Rear was chosen in a landslide then it was on our way to Chez Padre and Big End for Neaps, Tatties, Haggis and Laphroag, not to mention a variety of delicious desserts. As always the catering was magnificent, thanks to Big End, and as always Sadist showed a strange aversion to some of Padre's flowers and rand them over in his haste to leave the drunken sots who were still at the party finishing up the left overs.

Cumalots Rugby Run  : A rugby match with a Hash

12:30 for 13:00

Come along to the hills above Cagnes/St. Laurent du Var for a walk/run over varied terrain with great views of the mountains and the sea (plus houses, building sites, greenhouses, al fresco spontaneous rubbish tips).

Walkers are advised that some of the trail is ‘off piste’ so leave the high heels at home.

Runners are advised that this run will have some ups and downs.

The OnInn will be at our place on the Cagnes side of La Gaude. Directions will be given on the day as required.

This will be a ‘self catering’ so if you can bring something, that would be a great help.

OnOn!

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