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VICTORIA FALLS HASH Extended Weekend: Thursday 20th April 2006 - Monday 24th April 2006 3 days of action packed Interhashing in Chiang Mai in 27-29 October 2006
A Limerick, I thought I’d have a go at it Dedicated to ‘Farty Bum’ Who has given us so much fun hope you can be bothered to read it! At the start of this 500th run, Our Hare promised we ‘d have lots of fun, Expect ‘mental cruelty’, He shouted out gleefully, And then run off yelling ‘On On’ Off we went behind ‘Prestressed’ Running within a hair breadth Off a road that was so busy It would have been easy To meet an early death We were pretty useless at checking Looking for flour, but finding nothing When along came ‘Padre’, In his orange T shirt marked ‘Easy Lay’ Back on flour we ran off with him leading ‘Jobsworth’ measured our altitude difference With his latest gadget indulgence We ran up and down levies, Discovering every nook and cranny, But no trail of any significance. ‘I ve not been coming regulary’, Said a gasping ‘Supermarket trolley’, ‘Nor me’ said ‘No Satisfaction’, Trying to get into action, She looked ill and very groggy. This was hardly the ‘whacky races ’Just lots of very ‘whacked faces’, When all of a sudden ‘Hans Off ‘ sprinted 10 to the dozen, But even he gave up after a few paces Then ‘Absolutely Pathetic’, Suddenly applied a group leader ethic Back to a check we’d not seen Turning ‘Incredible Hulk’ quite green And he charged off through the thicket ‘This just really cannot be’, Said ‘Big End’ wearily to me ‘We have just must have got it wrong’ ‘Perpetual Motion’ had caused a quite a commotion Hiding the beer stop from the runners for so long. We arrived back at the ‘Relais’a bit piqued, How could ‘Perpetch’ be such a sneak? Suddenly he turned up, And gave us grief for screwing up And we threatened him with ‘Shit of the Week’ Then came the 500th circle, Which proved to be quite memorable One dame deserved an Oscar, For guzzling a down down of Vodka That Angela caused quite a spectacle A Founder who just last week got married And that of course was our ‘Spare Rib’ Was the only runner, who found beer off the flour And gave himself a ‘Shit of the week’ bid After ‘down downs’ for the runners, It was time for the ‘Returners’ To take their place in the circle Whereupon everyone got in the middle And that included all the Founders! After cake, champas and ‘Swing low, Sweet chariot’ Came the great annual event for the ‘Harriets’ We gals always enjoy, to see you good looking boys Dressed up in sexy Dinner Jackets! We sat down to dinner chatting happily When ‘Klingon’ suddenly became a ‘Jerry’ He started speaking German, Saying ‘Peitschen die Maedchen’* He has clearly lost his mind completely And the Swiss lady ‘Matterhorn’ Taught ‘Klingon’ even more bad form Smiling for a camera shot She said ‘Ameisen Sheisse’ a lot That means ‘Ant Shit’ in Swiss German ‘Absolutely Pathetic’ lost his bottle, That he won himself in the raffle And who would have thought That his ‘Miss 3RS’ likes Port? That left us all quite baffled Then came the ‘Alice in Hasherland’ skit Penned by our distinguished ‘The Sadist’ The story was really quite drole About a sex crazed ‘Lewis Caroll’ Played by ‘Dingus’ another cunning Linguist. ‘Piedo’ was the ‘Mad Hatter’, Full of the usual nonsensical chatter ‘Cumalot’ a duchess, with a great big chest Bigger than Scriptease’ ‘Queen of Tarts’ For that matter ‘Klingon’ in a skirt played himself again And ‘Confusion’ led the others in the refrain ‘Maybe, Maybe Not’, you really were a rowdy lot! But ‘Who the ‘f… was Alice’?, ‘Klingon’, or Elaine? ‘Shepherds Bush’ danced with ‘Anne of Cleavage’ Who made the Christmas Tree plumage ‘Prestressed’ could finally relax With ‘Skinny A’, ‘The Bag’ and ‘Sinex’ They danced showing off their fancy footage Then up jumped a brave ‘FlyMe’ Dancing with someone very sweaty There was a ‘Wetspot’ on the floor, Right next to ‘Knee Trembler’ That ‘Klingon’ had again got ‘Too Cheeky’ ‘Cum Cum’ together with ‘Piedo’, Decided to give it a go Behind was ‘Beau Locks’, Who swung her hair to the rock But ‘Contessa’s dress really stole the show. Chris, Gazelle and Mrs ‘Rib Spare’, Charlotte, Dominque and Sarah Miss Hungary, Christine and Tony All found the night quite jolly As did Clare, Arme and ‘Mister Pizza’ ‘Stella Artois’ and ‘Midwife’ Really had lots of fun that night As did ‘Del Boy’ and ‘Cream Puff’ And not forgetting ‘Virgin Mouth’ Who played ‘the Doormouse’ in the panto that night. The ‘Heartbreakers’ did us proud With rock music that was nice and loud But our ‘Harley D’, Who went to bed very early Still managed not to hear sound Sunday we wanted to say to thanks and ‘Au revoir’ To ‘Flounder’ for bringing this mad club so far But just like James Bond He had disappeared with a blonde Is he Lord Lucan on the run?, the Bounder! Down Downs: Hares : Perpetch, Wetspot Cake Baking : Big End Birthdays : Incredible Hulk, Knee Trembler, Dingus? Visitors: : Miss Hungary, Gazelle Virgins : Mrs Spare Rib, Tony Dunn, Flounders other half Membership : Hans Off, Matterhorn, Wet Spot, Midwife, Beau Locks Spillage : Cumalot Bird Flu : Dingus for Sud Sucker Beerstop : Spare Rib Bag – not sure why Shopping : Matterhorn Dressing in the Circle : Angela |
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