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EDITO On! On! How to set a run NEXT RUN Prestressed 60th Birthday Hash R*N REPORT Big End Run News
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Eurohash 12-14 August
2005 Amsterdam. London Marathon Hash Weekend 16-18th September 2005 in the Surrey Hills www.LondonMarathonHash.com 3 days of action packed Interhashing in Chiang Mai in 27-29 October 2006
The day started warm and sunny not too hot, just the ticket for a Hash run around Juan Les Pins. Meeting at an already full car park, we proceeded to shuffle cars. The visiting down under hare had this marvellous idea, explaining his marking on white paper with black arrows and that the trail would be marked in chalk. So where were they going to find this BLACK chalk? This must be the latest Hash craze from OZ, did they know what would happen sharing this with the RIVIERA lot. !!! Still pondering this, we all set off, as usual runners one way walkers another "WHY." They were quite probably on a shorter route. Well the runners set off up hill, now that was ominous.! Big End got lost looking for this black chalk, only to realise the chalk was the normal white stuff. What a pillock, now that left her at least ten minutes behind the F.R.B.'s, with not a hope in hell of catching up. Oh ! look, she spied a friendly co-hare in No Satisfaction, by this time she had managed to catch one runner up, Contessa, whom confessed that she was walking, No Sat; proceeded to tell her that she had to take the walkers route as she would never keep up. Now Big End was really worried and pondered this, should she take the walkers route. DEFINITELY NOT, she likes to think she's running even if she's not. Our friendly Co-hare chivvied her on, looks like she had the decision taken away from her. So UP-UP-UP we went, with the lighthouse in sight, No Sat; said that she loved this route so much, it was worth making everyone do it !. (Except the walkers.) Arriving at the lighthouse, no other hashers were insight, No Sat; declaring they must have already left. We waited by the chalked sign for a view stop. We must have been there a good three or four minutes before the rest of the motley runners appeared with the hare Suck-on, who produced cans of beer from his ruck sack, with No Sat; producing the water. A beer stop already? apparently not, but, very welcome. Sadist asked Big End if she was running, now she really is worried, didn't she look sweaty enough. O.K. the Co-hare very kindly gave her a short cut to catch up, but, hell, she'd got to the top to see No Sat's beloved lighthouse. Well after the very welcome beer it was off again to find the real beer stop, at least it was down hill, abate it very cobbley, once reaching sea level it was just a short stretch of the legs before seeing the beer signs. The walkers not having left see level ,were no where to be seen. Mean while bar man Paedophil needed a gynaecologist to open the box of Rosè for No Sat; who complained it wasn't chilled. Jobsworth owned up to loosing his car key before he left his house, down the Loo of all places UUG,didn't ask him what he had done in there ! ! ! ! By this time we were all worried about the walkers, after two mobile phone calls, Paedo, was dispatched to pick up a couple of them, he arrived back with,"One ton a Mary" (Confusion.) and Cum Cum. The rest arrived about ten minutes later complaining that they had past the beer stop and hadn't recognised it, do we believe this, how come the runners found it ? ? ? Finally we started the last half and what's this, surely not back up to the beloved lighthouse, we know how much No Sat; likes it, but thankfully no just a little up, then a steady run through the maize of little roads in Cap't Antibes, back down to the coast road until we arrived back at our over full car park some forty minutes later. With special thanks to our visiting hare, who really couldn't have managed with a lot of help from No Sat;" Grande bissues." DOWN DOWNS. Hares - Suck on & No Sat: Suck on - Crap laying Shepperds Bush & Ann of Cleavage - Couldn't get out of bed, to shagged. Jan - Getting lost Two cheeky & Paedo - On the phone (To each other ?) Contessa - Returner Suck on & Maneater - from Inc: Hulk, for anything/or is that everything. Padre - Because he needed one No Sat: & Confusion - Onery Ozzie Sheila's. Padre & Big End - Presentation from Suck on & Maneater Sadist - Accusing Big End of not running Big end - Short cutting Paedo,Contessa,Maneater,No sat:,Jobsworth,confusion - all mugless; Suck on - Manifold sins,scapegoat. Naming - CUM PUSS, Jan. S.O.W. - Cum Puss, for making the walkers walk, she likes Paedo because he does it nice and slowly. |
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Also see the Receeding Hare Line! NEXT RUN Prestressed 60th Birthday Hash
London Marathon Hash 16-18th September 2005 Interrhash 2006-27-29 Oct 2006 |
| R*n 490: NEXT HASH RUN
Following favorable comments, after the Padre and
Whoresin Hash, in Roquefort, when a tour or the
archaeological ruins was included for the culture
vultures, we are pleased to announce another visit to
a "dig" in the nearby area.
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